me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N’tima (via -5280)
napoleonbonerhard: napoleonbonerhard: i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
me: eats a snack while making a snack
One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.– Jack Kerouac (via -5280)
burningbrigids: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: mspgay: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive You spelled “suck” wrong. ??????????????????????????????? i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so...
k4rkl3s: blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire
claydols: who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed