May 2013
213 posts
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via -5280)
napoleonbonerhard:
napoleonbonerhard:
i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
iguanamouth:
i read that as lions
remember who you are
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
me: eats a snack while making a snack
“One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.”
– Jack Kerouac (via -5280)
burningbrigids:
carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:
mspgay:
snorlaxatives:
snorlaxatives:
aaaaalrighty-then:
snorlaxatives:
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
why is being alive so suck
why is being alive suck
why is suck
suck is being alive so expensive
why suck so...
k4rkl3s:
blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire
claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
